Há homens que me tiram do sério

Jesse Williams

E pronto, hoje é só isto! (suspiro)

Sei que o mundo está perdido quando

vou à herbanária cá do sítio e o senhor que lá estava (no alto dos seus 50 e picos, bigode farfalhudo) me ajudar e aconselha vernizes (os mais berrantes), dizendo:

- Com estes vais ficar uma gata. (...) Uma gatona! (Palavras do próprio, entenda-se.)

WTF?!

Um dia vou fazer um discurso assim

"Today's the day my life begins. Today I become a citizen of the world. Today I become a grown up. Today I become accountable to someone other than myself and my parents. Accountable for more than my grades. Today, I become accountable to the world. To the future. To all the possibilities that life has to offer. Starting today, my job is to show up wide eyed and willing and ready. For what, I don't know. For anything. For everything. To take on life. To take on love. To take on the responsibility and possibility. Today, my friends, our lives begin. And, I for one can't wait."

from Grey's Anatomy

 Já vos disse que adoro Anatomia de Grey?!